still from the documentary film wildwood, nj, 1994

urban outfitters, 2011

now, i love me the resurrection of heinously fun early nineties trends, be they navajo prints, granny boots, denim cutoffs, lace, cutouts, crucifixes or crystals. but pardon me old-fashioned for seeing this and only feeling gypped for the schmuck who purchases a partial shirt. there was a drunken incident that occurred in 1990 with a cracked out jersey girl and a pair of scissors; this was an unfortunate event that should remain in the past (along with the one that led to the conception of the sleeveless turtleneck). didn't anyone see the documentary film wildwood, nj? the teenager who wore this top beat and killed a girl for shits & giggles. enough said.