the homeless lady outside park street station has taken to wearing a united states postal service envelope on her head, which she has adorned ever so beautifully with an array of straggly pigeon feathers.
last week, in the bagel shop next door to my office, i witnessed a homeless man with an exposed elbow bone lurch in and begin shoving containers of vegetable cream cheese down the front of his sweat pants, all whilst staring blankly into the eyes of the cashiers. he was, of course, escorted out. the containers were then returned to the shelves uncleaned. at first i thought, cream cheese was an interesting choice . i imagined him sitting beneath a tree in the boston common with crazy eyes, salivating, scooping it all up, dirty fingers to mouth. then i taste tested the cream cheese myself and it all made sense; i would have done much the same.
my eleven year old niece was almost hit by a car this weekend in davis square, but i managed to pull her out of harm's way. she found it humorous to proclaim that i had saved her life. for her birthday i gifted her a feminist book entitled the daring book for girls, which she already owned. we ate fried pickles together and discussed ripley's believe it or not inspired facts. she is an old soul. at 8am this morning i too was almost hit by a car; it was far too early for such a fright. on my walk home from work i purchased a cactus. at first i selected a neat, tall, uniform looking one because it was the most aesthetically pleasing. i then walked to and from the checkout counter three times, entirely vexed by my decision, before ultimately returning to put back the handsome guy and choose the pot i had been eying from the start; two crooked, dopey looking peruvian old man cacti with a hairy, miniature poof at their feet. they come across as a dysfunctional succulent family posing for a portrait. i am curious as to whether or not my selection has symbolic significance; coincidentally, i have been recently perturbed by a date i experienced during which i was utterly intrigued by a terribly unattractive man.
my 27th birhday was on friday. this makes me sad, though i take solace in the fact that most think i'm still an undergraduate. i can no longer recall the names of my undergraduate professors. no one at work was aware it was my birthday, and it felt much like elementary school again...that strange day dream i have where i announce to one and all that they must treat me especially nice on my special day and i am showered with compliments and attention. but the reality is that i keep so mum about that i myself forget that it is different than any other ordinary day. in spite of this, dinner was delightful. to drink- a mixed one with rain vodka, st. germain, fresh grapefruit and ginger cinzano. to eat- chicken fried vermont quail with compressed watermelon, b&b pickles, and tabasco honey. also, french gnocchi. then peach melba with compressed peaches, seasonal fruit sauce, basil ice cream & honeycomb, c/o hungry mother. please go there.
we went camping in the white mountains on sunday night. i forget how nice it feels to sometimes flee the city. the air up there is like home, frigidity and all. i am constantly brought back to my autumn trips to vermont with my father as a child; how i was convinced it was the most beautiful place on earth, and how i vowed at the tender age eight that i would settle there to live amidst the hippies and foliage and maples forever and aver amen. in woodstock i purchased a vintage inspired radio for my AM (radio) AM (morningtime) listening pleasure. i also scored a set of vintage test tubes i am using as flower vases, as well an antique frying basket which i am now utilizing as desktop storage. the old woman who sold it to me wore hot pink lipstick and even in her senility found me completely bizarre.
i spent the majority of last week moving into a new apartment. being that i abandoned most of my belongings upon moving to europe at exactly this time last year, i have cut down the bulk of my accouterments and am living as minimally as i ever have (which for a true pack-rat is a great achievement). in doing so, and in the process of unpacking, i realized the small joys i keep from the things i do find myself carrying from place to place. it is no secret that i prefer objects that hold meaning; nearly everything i own comes from years of prior use, by myself or by some unknown stranger, and each has a story. looking around me i am so soothed by what i see, and in my head i am constantly telling these stories to some imaginary person in the fashion of a seasoned tour guide.